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These are some interesting news stories I came accrossed. From time to time there will be new ones. World's Funniest Joke Revealed After Internet Vote I'm not sure I agree with this.. Fruitcakes Face Machine-Gun Fire This article might come in handy for those of you with relatives who send you fruit cakes. Watkins makes it official that he'll bid for Twins Alabama buisnessman Donald Watkins announced he will try to purchase the contraction-targeted Twins. New Weapon in War on Karaoke -- Tanks Prime Minister Hun Sen must really hate karaoke. Pictures Here are some funny, crazy pictures. 
StarcraftThis is a screenshot of a StarCraft scoreboard. 
Anti-AOLCheck out this anti-AOL slogan released by the ad council. 
Gary ColemanWhatch you talkin' about, Willis? 
Cow + Ice Creme = FunnyThis is a funny picture sequence displaying what happens when a cow has an unlimited supply of Ben & Jerry's Ice Creame. 
Black & WhiteHere is a lovely self-taken B&W photo of me. :) 
TrackThese are pictures of me running the 4x800m relay on April 26, 2001. Picture 1 Picture 2 Picture 3 Picture 4 
Math BallotWhat are those Palm Beach residents complaining about? There ballot was nothing compared to this. 
Bill GatesLooks like Bill Gates got into a little bit of trouble in Albuquerque. 
Dan "The Vampire" PerezThis is a picture of Dan Perez on the last day of 7th Grade. Doesn't he look like a vampire? See pics from the trip to Minneapolis. Also, check out this picture of everyone's "favorite" gym teacher. Sounds Here are some funny, crazy sounds. An asteris (*) designates extreme hillarity. THX Sound Test The audience is listening. Toilet Flush This is a great sound. Got Milk? What beverage would you like with your 1,000,002 cookies? Wild West This is the western theme. Possum Lodge Listen to Canada's national anthem. (not really, hehe) Answering Machines Barbershop Quartet - An answering machine pick-up sung by a barbershop quartet. Barbershop Quartet 2 - Another answering machine pick-up sung by a barbershop quartet. *Barbershop Quartet 3 - This is another B.Q. one, but this one gets after people who hang up without leaving a message. Mr. Spock - There are no life forms available to take your call. Bedford Falls - The answering machine of that babeling guy from "It's a Wonderful Life!" Music Parodies *Cats in the Kettle - This is an entertaining parody of a Cat Steven's great, suggesting that cats are served at Chinese restaraunts. Saddam - A Chumbawumba tune with the lyrics changed to anti-Saddam slogans. Windows '95 - A man frustrated with Windows '95 sings to the tune of the Rolling Stones' "Start Me Up". **What if..** Tune in to the weekly "What if" show. This weeks question: What if Janis Joplin were an Avon lady? *Zip Codes Don't use zip codes. If may confuse the mail carrier. While your at it, check out this interview with one of the US Postal Service's finest. Windows Beer I guess Windows is good for something. C is for Cookie The Cookie Monster's number one hit. X-tra This is the extra stuff. Virtual Reality - My Room Check out this VR of my room. Sorry about the dim lighting. Michael's Room VR I have 3 incriments for a VR, but I don't have Photostitch anymore, so I can't make a VR. Here are the images. Image One Image Two Image Three |
