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Well, this is how it works: Below is every Red Dwarf episode. I give a brief summary and tell you my comments. Pretty straight forward. Here it is! NOTE: If you have not seen all the episodes, then you probablly won't understand some of my comments. You can also view my comments from my old Red Dwarf page here.
Season One -- Season Two -- Season Three -- Season Four -- Season Five -- Season Six -- Season Seven -- Season Eight
Season ONE
The End -- A nuclear explosion kills the whole Red Dwarf crew except for Lister, Rimmer, and the Cat.
I really liked this episode. It was very science-fiction-y. (Nice word, huh?) There was also a lot of humorous lines. My favorite part was when they met the Cat. I give this episode 4 out of 5 stars.
Future Echos -- Red Dwarf breaks the light barrier and the crew begin to see visions from the future.
This episode was pretty good. It was a nice second-episode of a show. This episode began the losing-the-plot process through out all of the seasons. It was funny when the future Lister burped in Rimmers ear. I give this episode 3 out of 5 stars.
Balance of Power -- Lister wants a date with Kristine Kochanski, deceased about 3 million years ago, so he would need to turn Rimmer off.
I admit that I didn't really like this episode that much. After Future Echos and The End, this episode just seemed dull. I did, however, enjoy where Lister trys to become a cheif to out-rank Rimmer. This episode gets 2 out of 5 stars.
Waiting for God -- The Cat teaches Lister to smell-read. While reading the Cat bible, Lister discovers he is the Cat God.
Amazing revealations were uncovered during this episode. The Cat's past and what happened to Frankenstein was all explained. Good humor and, at the end, drama. I give this episode 3 out of 5 stars.
Confidence and Parinoia -- Lister hallucinates two different copies of himself. One is filled with confidence, and the other is parinoid!
This was a nice break from the sci-fi side of the show. Confidence and Parinoia was obviously a comedy relief. I liked the Lister filled with confidence. The insults against Rimmer were very entertaining. I give this episode 4 out of 5 stars.
Me^2 -- Rimmer duplicates himself when he discovers the technology to do so.
The second Rimmer was a nice temporary addition to the show. He was right there with Lister and the Cat insulting Rimmer (origional). It was pretty funny that Rimmer and Rimmer got in fights. Anyway, I give this episode 3 out of 5 stars.
Season TWO
Kryten -- The crew encounter Kryten, a Diva-Droid production who came from the Coca-Cola owned vessel, Nova 5.
Opening the second season of Red Dwarf, Kryten was a great character. Origionally planned to be a one-episode addition, Kryten came back in season three because he was such a great success. This episode was VERY funny! At first Kryten was annoying due to his "Yes, Sir!", "Right away, Sir!" additude. He was much more favorable, in my mind, when he bagan to rebel. The portrait of Rimmer, I think, is right up there with the Divinchi's Mona Lisa and Michaelangelo's David! Now, that throwing-soup-on-the-bed thing, well that was just uncalled for! It was incrediblly funny! :P Lemme just say this, "We Love Kryten!" This episode rings up the highests score possible, 5 out of 5 stars!
Better Than Life -- Rimmer discovers his father has passed away, and Lister finds Better Than Life (a virtual reality game) head sets.
I really enjoyed the Fantasy Island touch here. Rimmer being a general was fabulous! Also humorous to me was when Lister and The Cat crudely signalled "good-bye" to Rimmer before speeding of on a motorcycle. This episode gets 4 out of 5 stars.
Thanks for the Memory -- The crew awake to find they are clueless about the happenings in the past three days.
A very suspenceful and on-the-edge-of-your-seat action-filled episode this was. I thought it was really cool how all of the facts came together. I liked when Lister finished the puzzle right before getting his memory erased. This was a really good episode. I give it 5 out of 5 stars!
Stasis Leak -- Holly discovers a leak in one of the suspended animation machines and the crew goes back in time. They meet Kristine Kochanski just after she had been wed to a Lister from another time.
This episode was okay. It wasn't nearly as good as some of the other episodes, but it was still pretty good. A lot of humor was packed in to a half hour. I found in funny when the Cat passed through the stasis leak and stared bewildered at a guy taking a shower! This episode comes up as 3 out of 5 stars.
Queeg -- The crew meets Holly's replacement. They are all sent to work and Holly is downgraded to night watchmen.
Absolutely fabulous! I loved this episode! Holly is terrific! This episode must have been filmed in Comedic City! I mean, Holly was just hillarious! He always had to check his Space Guide before answering a question. He carelessly lost his bet with Queeg and was erased from the ship's database. I just loved it! Need I say more? Anyway, season two gets another full score! Queeg gets 5 out of 5 stars!
Parrallel Universe -- Lister and Rimmer meet the female versions of themselves in a parrallel universe. They traveled there thanks to the Holly Hop Drive!
This episode was pretty funny and interesting. It was a good way to close of the season. I enjoyed the introduction with the singing of Tounge Tied. In a way I found it very sick when Lister engaged in sexual intercorse with him(her)self. Okay, maybe she is a women but, that's just wrong! My favorite part had to be Rimmer's reaction to hearing of the joyous news of Lister's pregnancy. Another funny part was when the parrallel Cat, Dog was dancing. Anyway, I give this episode 4 out of 5 stars.
Season THREE
Backward -- Lister returns to Earth, but time is running backwards!
First of all, welcome back Kryten! Also, it is noticable that new technology was added to the Red Dwarf filming area. This was a good episode. The beginning Star Wars style scrolling text was funny. Especially when it went way too fast for anyone to possiblly read, unless they taped it and have a Slow-Motion function on their VCR remote control. When you actually read it, it explains what happened to Lister's babies, and other stuff from the previous season. I liked the road sign, "nodnoL", or "London". It was pretty funny when Lister and the Cat rode a bycicle backwards. Another thing about this episode, that is actually pretty darn disgusting, is when Lister was in the coffee house. When he want to take a sip, he spewed coffee back in to his cup. Then a waitress came and handed him money! The Amazing Backwards Brothers is a classic. And, you've just got to love a backwards bar room brawl! This episode gets 4 out of 5 stars.
Marooned -- Rimmer and Lister get marooned on an ice planetoid in an evacuation attempt when Holly spots 5 black holes in Red Dwarf's path.
Marooned was not one of my favorite episodes but, out of 52, it's hard to pick! That does not mean it wasn't a good show. Holly was great announcing his discovery. I also enjoyed Lister eating dog food. (I'm sick, aren't I?) You've got to admit that was hillarious, gross, but funny. :P It was weird with Rimmer appearing back in Red Dwarf when his battery ran out. The time difference of different areas of the ship was weird, as well. 3 stars is all Marooned gets.
Polymorph -- A emotion hungry genetic mutant gets aboard Red Dwarf.
The entrance of the Polymorph was VERY funny. Moving through the vent system only to fall flat on its face more than one time. Also, I just can't help myself from cracking up everytime I see that little bunny magically transform into a bouncing basketball! The outcome of the crew, after getting their most important emotion taken away, was quite interesting and side-slittingly funny! I mean Rimmer's The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society was just pure comedy! I give this episode a full rank of 5 out of 5!
Body Swap -- Rimmer persuades Lister to perform a temporary body swap with him to get fit. After the opperation was complete, Rimmer, in Lister's body, pigs out and eats mashed potatos like he's never eaten mashed potatos before!
This was a moderately good episode. I found funny all the things that Rimmer did with Lister's body. It was also funny when Rimmer reacted to taking a peak while he was trimming Lister's pubic hair. NOTE: If you have never seen this episode, completely ignore that! This episode gets 3 out of 5 stars.
Timeslides -- Kryten unknowingly develops photographs in mutant developing fluid and creates living pictures.
Timeslides was deffinately one of my favorites. However, I really don't have much to say about it. I thought it was really funny. In this episode we find out that Rimmer is a Nazi supporter deep down inside. :P Kryten gets a picture of Hitler from the April edition of "Fascist Dictator Monthly"! Timeslides gets 4 out of 5 stars.
The Last Day -- Kryten realizes that his built in expiration date is very near.
I like this episode not so much due the humor (there wasn't much comedy in this one) but due to the science fiction side of Red Dwarf, and the drama. It was nice seeing Kryten honored by eating in the officers lounge, where droids are not normally aloud in. He also discovers his love for the two-hour-and-it's-done robot designed to resemble Marilyn Monroe. Now, go out there and kick some Hudsen butt! The Last Day gets 3 out of 5 stars.
Season FOUR
Camille -- Kryten rescues a female droid and she turns out to be Camille, a pleasure G.E.L.F.
Camille was a pretty good episode. The comedic rating was considerablly high. I found it interesting a pretty funny how it ending up some how becoming some what of a Cassablanca spin-off. :P Another thing that I found funny was when the Cat looked at Camille, he saw himself! This episode gets 3 out of 5 stars.
DNA -- The crew find a ship that can transform living things by rewriting it's DNA.
I must say, that quite frankly, I didn't really like this episode. It was too boring and not enough happened. It was cool how Kryten was temporarilly human, and we finally got to see Robert Llewellyn's face. When Lister became a small soilder, it just wasn't that interesting. Due to my somewhat disliking DNA, I only give it 2 out of 5 stars.
Justice -- The crew wander in to Justice World!
I liked Justice. I liked the judging sesion and when Rimmer went on trial with Kryten as his attourney. That's really all I have to say. I give this episode 3 out of 5 stars.
White Hole -- The dwarfers are drifting toward a white hole.
I liked this episode mainly because of Rimmer's notion to Kryten about ejecting Lister and the Cat's dead bodies out in to space to reduce the weight of Starbug. That is basically I have to say about that. So, lets cut to the chase. I give White Hole 3 out of 5 stars.
Dimension Jump -- The crew meets Rimmer's alter ego, Ace Rimmer. What a guy!
I can just say right away that Ace Rimmer is fabulous! I mean, no one can say, "Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for breakfast." better than him! It was funny seeing Arnold Rimmer act around Ace Rimmer. He is always trying to make it seem like he is important, when we all no he isn't. I give this episode 4 out of 5 stars.
Melt Down -- The crew end up on a planet with wax droids made to live as famous people. There is a good side and a bad side.
Melt Down was HILLARIOUS! You can't beat throwing a grenade at Ghandi! I mean, this is just weird. Two teams at war. Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, and others, against Einstein, Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, and others. I found it quite funny when Rimmer, as general, ordered Mahatma Ghandi to get down and give him fifty. He also ordered him to get out of that "damn nappie!" This was a real crazy episode, but I liked it. That's why I give Melt Down 5 out of 5 stars!
Season FIVE
Holoship -- Rimmer attempts to join "Holoship", a ship of holograms that supposedlly holds everything he ever dreamed of.
This episode was interesting, dramatic, and ofcourse, funny. I found it humorous when Nirvanah Crane was telling Rimmer about Floor 3125: Sports and Sexual Recreation. The funny part was when she clearly elaborated while she was saying, "...constant, guilt-free, sex." It was also funny when Rimmer was intelligent and took two tests at once! I give Holoship 4 out of 5 stars.
The Inquisitor -- The Inquisitor goes around erasing worthless people from history. The Red Dwarf crew is in BIG trouble!
The Inquisitor was pretty funny. That's really all I have to say. Sorry about the short comments. This episode gets 3 out of 5 stars.
Terrorform -- Rimmer is imprisoned in his own mind. It's up to the rest of the crew to save him.
Terrorform was pretty funny and interesting. It was really funny to see inside of Rimmer's head. It basically showed that he dispised himself. I found that pretty interesting. So with the interesting and funny areas, they are covered. Kind of like killing two rats with one hammer. :P (Nice made-up annalagy, huh?) I give Terrorform 3 out of 5 stars.
Quarantine -- Rimmer goes crazy due to a Holo-Virus. He sentances the other three to six months of Quarantine.
This episode is one of my favorites. I liked how Rimmer was talking calmly to Dr. Lanstrom when he was hit with the Holo-Virus. Also, you got to just love seeing a "MOST GROSS DANGER" sign. :P However, I found it pretty corny that Kryten just happened to pick up a beaker of the luck virus, allowing Lister, the Cat, and himself to escape Quarantine. Additionally, I just can't help my self rewinding to look at Rimmer wearing a dress! But, that doesn't beat Kryten, Lister, and the Cat wearing dresses! I mean, there you kill 3 birds with one stone. And, allways remember that, "Mr. Flibble is very, VERY cross. Quarantine gets a score of 5/5 stars!
Demons and Angels -- The crew visits two versions of theire ship: a bad version, and a perfect version. In the process, they meet evil and holy versions of themselves.
This episode was okay. I liked meeting new versions of the crew. It was also pretty funny how the robot-like controlled Lister yelled for Kryten to come and surprise him from behind. :P Demons and Angels gets 3 out of 5 stars.
Back to Reality -- A despair squid causes the crew to hallucinate, making them believe they are people they despise.
Back to Reality is one of my all time favorite episodes. With a lot of humor and drama, I really liked Jake Bullit. It was just something about him that sparked in my mind as my favorite "real" character. Kryten's reaction of finding out he was a part of the police department was funny. Especially since later they find out his job is merely to control traffic! Also, say hello to Duanne Dibbley! You can't forget the brothers, Sebastian and Billy "granny killer" Doyle! Back to Reality gets 4 out of 5 stars.
Season SIX
Psirens -- The crew is attacked by Psiren's while in pursuit of Red Dwarf.
Psirens was a pretty funny episode. I think it was a good way to come in to the season. I really liked the beggining when Lister came out of deep sleep. Him trying to do stuff with 2 foot long finger nails was a kill! When they brought Rimmer online, Lister, not having yet recovered all his memory, said, "That's my best mate, isn't it?" Then Kryten responds sharply, "Sir, you are sick!" I thought that was funny. It was cool having more characters than usual on the show. My favorite Psiren was the second Lister. When Kryten and the Cat did the test to find out which Lister was their Lister, they found out because the Psiren played the guitar...GOOD! They killed him right away. What I found pretty stupid was Lister 2's facial expresions while he was playing the guitar. I don't really know why, it just looked stupid. Anyway, I also liked when the Psiren turned in to Professor Mamet, Kryten's creator, and she ordered him to get in to the trash compactor. Kryten as a table, I love it allready! :P Due to the enormous amount of humor, I give this episode 4 out of 5 stars.
Legion -- The crew stop at an abandoned space station, where they meet Legion.
Legion, for we are many. This episode was confusing, but it all came together once the 30 minutes was up. Legion was moderately funny, but it made you say, "ahh, I get it now!" a lot. I thought it was funny where the dwarfers pretended to be sophiticated and acted like they new how to opperate the foreign silverware. It was weird how each crew member's living quarters was exactly like they'd want it to be. It was also weird when Legion took his mask off and the face underneath was a mixture of Kryten, the Cat, Rimmer, and Lister. I thought it was cool how Kryten had the plan to knock the other three unconcious so Legion would only be Kryten. Then Legion had to help Kryten take the other three back to Starbug. This wasn't one of my favorite episodes, but I still give it 3 out of 5 stars.
Gunman of the Appocalypse -- The crew fight in an old western town, via an A.R. unit, while Kryten works on a solution to a virus he has contracted.
Gunmn of the Appocalypse was absolutely fan-smegging-tastic! First of all, that eyeball-on-chin deal, well that was just hillarious! Also, you can't beat Dan McGrew, the Riviera Kid, and Brett Riverboat. After all, this does look like a job for, the Riviera Kid! I thought it was cool how Kryten got shoot, but then took his guns, threw them, and they turned in to doves. I don't have much else to say but, this was one of my favorite episodes. So, naturally, I give it 5 out of 5 stars!
Emohawk - Polymorph II -- The crew steal an Oxy-Gen Unit from the Kintowowi's.
I admit that this wasn't nearly as good as the first Polymorph, but it was still a good episode. I thought it was funny how when Starbug crashed, Kryten said, "Well, even Mr. Lister's guitar survived." Hearing this, the Cat comes over, smashes it, and walks away. Kryten responds, "Well, not even Mr. Lister's guitar survived. :P I thought it was funny that Lister had to wed Khakhakhakkhhakhakkkhakkkkkh. (And, yes, that is how it's REALLY spelled!) It was also funny when his newly-wed bride was determined to do more in the bedroom than just talk. I also loved having Ace Rimmer and Duane Dibbley come back for a show. I mean, Ace Rimmer, what a guy! I give this episode 4 out of 5 stars.
Rimmerworld -- Rimmer is trapped on a planet made up of thousands of Rimmers for six centuries!
Quite frankly, this episode didn't really hit my funny bone. I really didn't like it too much. Ya' know, it was funny with Rimmer suffering but, I don't think it was that great. Something that I DID find funny was when Rimmer's cocoon hatched, he was expecting a women. Wrong! Out came an naked man, identical to himself. Rimmerworld gets 2 out of 5 stars.
Out of Time -- The crew meet themselves, 15 years in the future.
Okay, right now I'm going to clear this up. Out of Time is my favorite episode. Period. It probablly has something to do with it being the first episode I ever saw but, it actually was a really good episode, compared to other episodes. I really liked how we got to see the future crew. Even though they were a bunch of snots who were nothing like the previous Lister, Kryten, Rimmer, and Cat. I mean, the Cat barely had 20 hairs on his head, Kryten wore a toupee, Rimmer was as fat as a cow, and Lister was just a brain in a jar. It was very suspensful, and cool at the end when Lister gets killed, then the Cat, and finally Kryten. It's up to Rimmer. It looked neat-o-keen-o when Rimmer was running down the corridor with the bazookoid to blow the crap out of time drive. It was a good way to end with the future Starbug blowing up. :P This episode obviously gets 5 out of 5 stars.
Season SEVEN
Tikka to Ride -- In search for curry, the red dwarf crew screw up the JFK assassination.
Tikka to Ride was a very funny and interesting episode. You sort of got a history leason with that Kennedy in Dallas thing. I, being interesting in the U.S. Presidency, found this episode pretty darn neat. It was cool that the crew was playing cards in the Texas Book Depositry, so Lee Harvey Oswald had to go to the next floor, hereby causing him to miss when he shot at the president. Another thing that was interesting was the JFK, not getting assassinated later was impeached due to the same kind of scandals that B. Clinton took a part in. Then, he went back in time and assassinated himself! Also, that was just discusting when the Cat and Lister were eating a dead guy. Just the thought of canabalism is enough to make a guy puke! Anyway, not so much for the comedy, by for the drama, I give Tikka to Ride 4 out of 5 stars.
Stoke Me a Clipper -- Ace Rimmer is dying. He seeks out Rimmer to replace him.
I really enjoyed the beginning part of this episode. The Ace Rimmer/James Bond sequence. You just can't do any better than putting a bad guys head in the mouth of a considerablly large alligator! It was funny when he picked up the princess and informed her, "There will be time for explainations later and, hopefully, some sex." Another thing I liked was, once again, everybody allways says, "What a guy!" That never gets old. I thought it was funny when Ace was training Rimmer to become the next Ace. When Rimmer was supposed to be *seeing* a fierce tiger, he was imagining a little hampster going around on its exercise wheel. It was very dramatic having *Rimmer* die. When they followed the coffin, it was neat getting the concept that the rings of a planet was made up of a bunch of Ace Rimmer's. It was funny where Rimmer, now Ace Rimmer, tried to lift off, but pressed the chair release button. He explained, "'Just had to have one last good-bye!" All in all, it was a good time for Chris Barrie to leave the show. I give Stoke Me a Clipper 4 out of 5 stars.
Ouroboros -- The crew encounter a female human from another dimension who just happens to be Lister's old girlfriend, Kristine Kochanski!
Although many people do not like Kochanski on the show, I do. I think she added a lot of comedy to the show. There was also more intillectual discussions because along with Kryten, Starbug gains another smart crew member. It was funny with Kryten being so jealous and immediately planning Kochanski's return. But, she end's up staying. I give this episode 4 out of 5 stars.
Duct Soup -- The crew gets stuck in the air ducts, they discover the Cat is clostrophobic, and the Cat and Lister realize how entertaining it is to watch Kochanski's underwear go around in the washing machine.
I really liked duct soup. It was funny. Especially funny due to the fact that the crew was forced to crawl through the air ducts because Kryten said the generator was down because he didn't want Kochanski to take a bath while Lister was present. That jealousy was still a large factor. I also found humorous when Cat and Lister were dazed by staring at Kochanski's underwear. It was a really funny episode, and I really like it. That's why I give it 5 out of 5 stars!
Blue -- Kryten doesn't like Kochanski changing the ways of Starbug.
Blue was a very funny show. Kryten is once again the center of comedy. I mean, for smeg's sake, sour cream goes in the fridge! It was funny when Kryten sat down to have a talk with Kristine about the rules of the ship. Blue gets 3 out of 5 stars.
Beyond a Joke -- Kryten realizes that he has grown out of just being a mechanoid. He is now beyond a joke.
I liked this episode with the one-time addition of Able, the green mechanoid. It was dramatic with Kryten being depressed thinking he was just some joke. I liked how Able endangered the whole crew, but then sacrificed his life to save their's. It was nice at the end when Kryten was carrying Able to his final resting place. I give Beyond a Joke 3 out of 5 stars.
Epideme -- The crew find a frozem female human on a lifeless vessel.
Epideme was an interesting episode. I found it funny when the frozem women got in to Lister's bed. He didn't mind because he thought it was Kochanski! Then he ended up getting Epideme. It was dramatic when he had to loose his right arm. This was a pretty good episode, so I give it 4 out of 5 stars.
Nanarchy -- Lister is depressed about his ordeal with the epideme virus.
I think that Nanarchy was a good way to close of the season. It was funny, dramatic, and interesting. It was cool how they found Red Dwarf that hed been rebuilt by Kryten's escaped Nanobots. The Nanobots also rebuilt Lister arm. Finding the Dwarf was a good way to continue over to the next season. I give this episode 3 out of 5 stars.
Season EIGHT
Back in the Red part 1 of 3 -- The crew has just found Red Dwarf, but when they come on the ship, they are arrested.
Back in the Red 1 was deffinately a good way to come in to the eighth season of the show. Very comedic, it was. I loved the suspence of coming on board and being arrested. Getting to see Rimmer, and the rest of the crew that had been gone for 7 seasons was nice. I liked how Rimmer and Lister were back in the same living quarters and Rimmer was no longer a hologram. It was sort of like going back to the beginning. I really thought it was funny when Kryten was classified as a women. :P Also, welcome back Holly! This episode was great, so I give it 4 out of 5 stars!
Back in the Red part 2 of 3 -- Rimmer is invited to dinner with Captain Holister
This episode was a big turn-around to what we've been used to seeing in all of the past seasons. I mean, Rimmer, climbing up the ziggurat of success, likedy-split! It just didn't seem right. The possotive viruses came back in this episode. It was funny how Rimmer reacted after giving himself a shot of the sexual magnetism virus. But, after all, "The world loves a bastard!" I give this episode 4 out of 5 stars.
Back in the Red part 3 of 3 -- I don't know
This episode has been put on hold untill sometime in May. I haven't seen it yet. It will be aired in May. Then I will post my comments on it.
Cassandra -- Lister signs everyone up for the Canaries.
Cassandra is another one of my favorite episodes. The things they encountered being with the Canaries were very, very funny! I mean, Kill Crazy was just that, a kill! Because, how do you beat yelling at the top of your lungs, "LET'S GO KILL SOMETHING!!!" :P It's also pretty funny when they find out how Lister dies. He dies at age 183 due to choking while trying to take off a bra with his teeth. Lister doesn't mind. He just figures, "That's a hell of a sexy way to go!" Then what I found especially funny was Kryten's remark which was, "As long as YOU weren't wearing the bra at the time, sir." That was REALLY funny. In case you haven't notice, I like this one 'cause it's funny! Another thing that amused me was how Rimmer was acting just minutes before he would have been making love to Kochanski. I, too, liked his snity remark after Lister tells them what happened, "Kryten figured it out, did he? Did he have to figure it out so damn fast?!" Anyway, I give Cassandra 5 out of 5 stars.
Krytie TV -- Kryten begins a pay-per-view television network, "Krytie TV".
Krytie TV was a very comedic episode. With Doug Naylor writing the shows by himself, he put a lot of humor in. I liked the part where some of the male Canaries were trying to convince Kryten to smuggle a camera in to the women's showers. He refused and went to sit his "fellow sisters"! I thought it was pretty funny that Kill Crazy cared so much about seeing naked women that he stoop so low as to remove Kryten's guilt chip. After that point, there was nothing Kryten wouldn't do! I liked the beginning of the Wednesday night feature movie the inmates were about to watch, "Attack of the Giant Savage Completely Invisible Aliens!" It was funny during "Women's Shower Night" where Kryten said, "Now, I'll stare at a crack in the floor tile. Remember, Krytie TV is a pay-per-view event!" Instantly, 4 or so gaurds in Kryten TV t-shirts walked through with collection buckets. :P The other thing I found humorous is that Rimmer and Lister were about to leave when they heard Kryten say, "Now we get up close and personal with showermate, Miss Kritine Kochanski!" Also, when Kryten helped Lister sabatoge the date of Kochanski and her boyfriend. It turned out, she didn't have a boyfriend, and he had just sabotoged Mr. Ackerman's living quarters! I give Kryten TV 4 out of 5 stars.
Pete part 1 of 2 -- The five inmates are forced to play a game of backetball against the gaurds.
Pete wasn't really one of my favorite episodes, but it was still okay. The basketball game was funny, the potato virus was amusing, and turning a bird in to a dinosaur was just weird. I don't really have any comments on this episode. I give it 3 out of 5 stars.
Pete part 2 of 2 -- Pete, the dinosaur eats the ship's supply of Captain Holister's favorite snack foods.
My comments on part two are basically the same as part one. his wasn't one of my favorite episodes, but it wasn't horrible. It was funny when the Captain was talking to Rimmer and Lister about the damage Pete had caused. I give it 3 out of 5 stars.
Only the Good... -- Rimmer cheats death by kneeing the devil in an area with no protection!
Quite possibly the final episode of Red Dwarf, Only the Good was very funny and dramatic. It was sort of funny when Kochanski walked right in to a mirror and stumbled backwards. And it was also funny that Rimmer was caught in an alternative dimension. Also, near the beggining of the show, Rimmer was in Captain Holister's quarters. It was obvious that his loyalty to higher officials had gone ka-puts out the window. It was very dramatic at the end when Rimmer got the solution but it burst in to flames. It was, however, funny while he was talking to the food dispencing machine. I liked how the food machine tossed out a drink at Rimmer's head, knocking him unconsious so it may be the Captain of Red Dwarf. (Screwd up concept, huh?) At first when the devil came in, it was sort of scarry and dramatic. Then when Rimmer kneed him in the crotch and stated, "Not today, matie. Only the good die young." it was very funny. I give it 4 out of 5 stars.
THE END.
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