This is where I (Andy) put up recent news about Red Dwarf.  Also, if you know something that I don't, email it to me and I'll post it here. 
OFF THE SHOW
 Red Dwarf VIII is here!
 Red Dwarf Season 8 kicked off with, 'Back in the Red'
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Red Dwarf Movie!
A Red Dwarf movie is in the future.  It will be filmed in the UK with the origional crew and some US actors will pop up too.  It is set to start filming in spring of 2000 and will be released some time in 2001.
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The next episode is coming up soon!
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ON THE SHOW
Kryten, a man?
Congradulations Kryten!  You are now a man again!  You've ALWAYS been a man, with Archie or with out!
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Rimmer, life's not so bad...   ...is it?
This may shock you, but Arnold J. Rimmer recently tried to kill himself.  Not only that, but he discouraged the others, too, when they were trapped by a T-rex.  Rimmey, don't kill yourself!
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Cat, want some attention?
If think Cat needs a bigger role.  His character is very funny, but still he hasn't really had anything to do with the episodes so far in season eight.  Don't you agree?
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Lister, your a smeg head!
Has anyone noticed that, um, LISTER'S A SMEG HEAD?  He has gotten in the most trouble of all that crew, and pulled the rest down with him!  I mean he even tops Rimmer who was peaking at the top secret file!
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Kris!
Can you EVER keep your clothes on?
 
 I was emailed about this remark by: KrytenX4B@aol.com
with a subject of: Kris
this is what it said:
I think in one episode she actually keeps her clothes on for around 2 minutes.