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Scripts from Season Eight
backint1.txt -- Episode 45: Back in the Red part 1 of 3. The 4 member crew on Starbug find Red Dwarf. When they come on board, they're arrested!
backint2.txt -- Episode 46: Back in the Red part 2 of 3. Rimmer is invited to dinner at the with Captain Holister.
backint3.txt -- Episode 47: Back in the Red part 3 of 3. Cat falls in love and does an elaborate tap dance with Blue Midget in order to impress the girl of his dreams.
cassandr.txt -- Episode 48: Cassandra. Lister signs everyone up for the Canaries. Their first mission is in to an abondoned ship. They meet Cassandra, a computer who can tell them their future. Also, some how, Kochanski turns up in bed with Rimmer.
krytiet.txt -- Episode 49: Krytie TV. Kryten begins a pay-per-view television broadcast for the inmates from the womens shower rooms. Lister quite enjoys the "Close up with Ms. Kristine Kochanski".
pete1.txt -- Episode 50: Pete part 1 of 2. Lister and Rimmer meet 'Bird Man' and end up turning a small bird in to a t-rex!
pete2.txt -- Episode 51: Pete part 2 of 2. The dinosaur eats the whole supply of orange push-pops and drinks all of a certain popular, fizzy drink. Want to guess what Holister's favorite snack is? Yep! Orange push-pops and a certain popular, fizzy drink.
onlytheg.txt -- Episode 52: Only the Good... Rimmer cheats death due to making contact between his knee and the devils 'delicate area'. He replies, "Only the good die young!" Unfortunately, this may quite possibly be the final episode of Red Dwarf.
series8.zip -- The scripts from all eight episodes. NOTE: These files may be too large to open in Notepad (for PC) or Simple Text (for Mac). If so, open them up in a browser such as Netscape of Internet Explorer.
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