Home About me Media Download stuff My projects Links This webpage Everything else	Media files          These are videos created for fun or for school assignments. All of them are of poor quality, either for effect or because I don't have a video camera, microphone, editing software, or acting skills. All were funny enough to be uploaded onto my website.          Bears. They're everywhere. One would suppose even the tiniest threat of a bear encounter would deter any sane human from encroaching on their territory, but unfortunately this doesn't seem to be so, with the constant bear attacks and all. This public service announcement warns the generally stupid public of the immediate danger and the simple three-word phrase to remember how to avoid the bear menace. Bears (Iteration 1: 10/11/2001) Bears (Iteration 2: 7/6/2002)         The CNC lathe is a force to be reckoned with. One hundred and ten volts doesn't seem like much until the seemingly innocent speed knob is turned past the red point marked "danger". After entering the danger zone, there's no looking back. Any idea you had about space and time has become irrelevant. Only fools and idiots dare embark on journey known as the Lathe Trek. Phouser appears, but this is basically just a scene from TNG episode 218: "Cause and Effect". Lathe Trek (10/27/2001)         Hogan's Heroes was a rather repetitive show that was ludicrously funny considering that it took place in Nazi Germany. Its parallels to ninth grade technology education are strikingly obvious. This video, painstakingly built with a floppy disk-only digital camera, Microsoft Paint, and Windows Movie Maker, summarizes exactly what tech-ed is all about... screwing around and passing it off as work. Tech Ed 2001 (11/15/2001)         Quantum mechanics and the Heisenberg uncertainty principle have become key concepts in regular chemistry curriculum. It's about time to explain it to the "regular" audience, and try extra hard to confuse the heck out of them. Finally, with "Quantum Mechanics and You!", even the most moronic simpleton can pretend to be interested in subatomic physics. The script was pretty bad, the recording quality was horrendous, and the video clips were even worse, but it's hilarious. Phouser lent his voice talent. Quantum Mechanics and You! (Low quality: 3/2/2003) Quantum Mechanics and You! (High quality: 3/2/2003)         Imaginez un monde sans la laque. Ne vous inquiétez pas. Le sauveur des laques est arrivé! La prononciation est aussi mauvaise que la grammaire. Cette publicité pour «La Laque du Roc» est très hardcore. Les autres ne comparent pas. Vu notre inexpérience, nous avons créé un chef d'oeuvre cinématographique. C'est peu dire, non? Brett, Colton, Max, et moi sommes les acteurs et narrateurs. La Laque du Roc (10/30/2003)         What's the use of buying a car unless it can blast through asteroids, distort the space-time continuum, and get you to work before you even set out to go? It's that sort of thinking that made Volvo's latest superluminal-spacial-translation vehicle possible. Thanks to the latest advances in tritanium alloys, multiphasic shielding, and polyharmonic warp coil technology, Volvo has introduced the world's first automobile with warp drive: the NCC-240 Volvo-D. Phouser created this one, but I was in his group (this was a school assignment). Volvo Advertisement by Phouser (1/8/2004)         Despite being Mr. Rieck's "ace in the hole", Mr. Throndson's "dawg", and Mr. Floyd's "main man", Payvandi is now senior vice president. How, you ask? It must have been this video. That is rather doubtful, it was only released to a select few the weekend before the election. Why did I make it? It's obviously not because I'm a kind and generous person. It was in fact created to gain an ally in the deadly game of high school politics. Plus, I got Mr. Throndson to say "dawg". Payvandi for Senior Vice President (WMV: 4/27/2004) Payvandi for Senior Vice President (AVI, if WMV doesn't work: 4/27/2004)